Who am I? I'm a twenty-something short guy, displaced from his homeland and transported hundreds of miles to the south of England. Or, to put it simply, my name is Darryl Walker, an Irish man living in Bournemouth.

I develop small, bespoke applications in PHP, build and administrate websites for a select few people, write strange fiction stories that sometimes make it on to the 'tubes (though more often than not they don't) along with a few different comics, some old, some new, and some currently in development, and a spot of hosting on the side which I like to give away for free if your website is suitably cool enough (like a website for bow-ties, for instance). I am not a business or a service, I am just one guy! Most of what I do is done for free; family, friends and not-for-profit endeavours. Only a small fraction of my work is paid for. If you think you fit any of these (the first two should be obvious) feel free to get in touch with me.

When I'm not doing any of those things, I'm posting furiously to Twitter. Boogie.

If you need to contact me for any reason, you can find my email address right here. Human beings should have no difficulty contacting me, if you do then that must mean you're a robot and I recommend a humanity check as soon as possible.

Stay beautiful!

-Darryl